Man, people will argue with you about anything. The other night I got into a fight with a guy — not physical, fortunately (he was even older than me, though it would’ve been an awesome sight, at a swank gala in Beacon, NY) — about granola. Granola is essentially rolled oats toasted in a pan or the oven with stuff in it. Some of that stuff is sweet, and some of that stuff is crunchy — usually. If there is a food in the world that is best adapted to your taste, this is it.